Her orgasms make her pretty legs curl, that's the kind of ballet we go to

No parents, but my brother's home: "Come here, you owe me cunnilingus and orgasm!"

What, sister, you saw a dick and now you're not laughing? Suck it

It's a good thing I'm not a sibling. I can fuck my girlfriend and sister in peace

So my daughter won't get dumped by her boyfriend, I'll teach her how to fuck so he'll freak the fuck out